-Cyber-Tyrant Bezos XXXIIV Jr. buys the website and his thousand year dynasty finally goes bankrupt because of the website
-Biggest-Gaudiest-Patronuses eats an endangered poisonous alien worm on stream for $1,000,000,000,000 (inflated equivalent of $3) and dies immediately
-People are still commenting “K” on Trilllizard’s thousand year old comments even though he is long dead
-Fishingboatproceeds mysteriously becomes active again with selfies and everything but is later called out for being an alien shapeshifting hacker who factkins John Green
-75% of the website’s users die from not having the proper eye implants to comprehend memes deep fried into the 5th dimension
-Staff adds a new feature to make “DNA posts” and tumblr users start editing people’s DNA in Adobe Gene-Shop to 3D print disturbingly malformed versions of popular users and they’re called DNAPoops
-Popular user gets called out for posting “tentacle hurting goo” memes despite being from a species with joints in their limbs
-Human Anti-SJW blog deactivates after commenting “there are only two genders” on a post from an alien that comes from a species with 439 sexes
Every once in a while i think about the people attached to the dicks inside me, and when i first met them they were okay. But they were probably just good actors who give 0 fucks despite what they say. And thats why cismen are trash as well as myself
black mould has infected her apartment, and with the rainy season full upon us, it’s become a genuine medical risk. please donate to her gofundme, reblog this, spread it around. this is a genuine medical emergency and we are terrified.
It’s been a year since I was left to live alone, and I’ve finally gotten the word back from my doctor that it's killing me.
I suffer from Fibromyalgia and CPTSD(the suspected cause of a whole health of poor immune responses and other health issues.) I sleep shallowly and fitfully, and wake up in the mornings barely able to breathe. In the last three months I’ve made multiple trips to A&E, with fibro flares so bad the first responders had to check for a heart attack first.
… Why?
My current flat is leaky, creaky, and full of black mould. My landlord is entitled, violent, and not afraid to try to use his key to get in whenever there’s an issue.Â
Past appeals to our letting agent and other authorities to control him (after a series of surprise visits only coming when my girlfriend and I may have been still in bed, for reasons I’m sure are obvious and upsetting) have only resulted in more visits and poorly-concealed threats.
Only a month ago the roof began to cave in, leading to giant torrents of water flooding the hallway outside, going unfixed for days. The front door stillhasn’t been replaced properly and swings open in any weather.
I can’t manage to go to work with my symptoms this bad and keep on top of regularly scrubbing and drying the multiple damp patches, so they’ve entrenched. As someone already susceptible to lung infections after a horrible months-long battle with bronchitis last year, I’m on borrowed time.
What I’m asking for is money to cover a handful of simple things.
1. Pay the deposit and first few months on a new flat, with a better regulated landlord and no ongoing rot issues. My girlfriend is willing and able to sign the lease with me, as she qualifies for a Commonwealth Mobility Visa that would give her five years to finish her studies and find work in the area, further helping with our finances. The chance to live somewhere with a door that locks - to not have to sleep with my keys in the lock at all time for my own protection - would be lifesaving.
2. Pay a moving company to help me save what I can of my furniture and get it there. We had to sell our car last Christmas, and have been unable to replace it since. I’ve spent a year cooking exclusively on a foreman grill and in a rice cooker, so the opportunity to pick up a secondhand stove would also be lifesaving.
3. A support cushion to cover any bills in the meanwhile. I need to find a course of medication that manages my ever-increasing pain, on the advice of my current doctor (whose treatment this year has taken me from needing a cane just to stand, to being able to cycle again, so I trust her). Experimenting with that intersection of medicines will be a long and difficult road, and anything we don’t spend getting to safety will be spent protecting us finanically from side-effects that impact my ability to work.Â
ÂŁ8,000 is a lot of money to need but I’m hoping it’s not too much to raise.Â
This Christmas, give me the gift of somewhere safe to live. Give me my life back.
@trans-mom please reblog to help spread this around, as a medical emergency it’s very genuinely terrifying.
once again you can send money to either ⚠️ nat.m.hunt@gmail.com ⚠️ or to her gofundme
im blown away by the notes here, but my partner has only received in the ballpark of £450–this is an incredible start, but it isnt even half the deposit alone needed to get her out of a home that literally poisons her as she sleeps. please, please, continue passing it around. i know christmas just having come means money is tight, but literally every £1 counts.
im scared for what will happen as soon as the weather starts to warm, and thats not too far away. please, continue signal boosting this, thank you.
@trans-mom youve been a tremendous help reblogging, if i could ask you to reblog this one more time i would be incredibly appreciative, thank you!
hhhhhhhhhuuuu my moms still in jail and its almost christmas im ready to die 🙃
had to spend christmas without my mom so thats not great. i got to visit her but i think it made me feel more depressed than i was before
i’m sorry im really. really tired of asking people for help, it makes me feel so fucking guilty, but she’s been locked up since Dec 12th and i’ve gotta start putting money towards her bond, since no one else wants to help us out or doesnt care enough to. i love my mom so much and i feel so lost and scared without her. i really need her back here before i lose my goddamn mind. (before anyone tells me to get a job, trust me, im filling out applications and im working on it, but theres only so much i can do and its a lengthy process that can take weeks)
her bond at the moment is $500. i can keep putting money towards it until it’s all payed off. even a little amount would help me out tremendously
if youre unable to donate please consider boosting this. it would honestly mean the world to me, and im so so fucking sorry for doing this i really didnt want to ask people for help but im at my wits end
this is my favorite art program. it’s *much* more intuitive than photoshop/gimp or corel paintshop, but it still has the full functionality of a digital art program (layers, brush stabilizer, etc.). it’s not overwhelming to start on like practically every other decent art program I’ve tried, you can just pick a brush and start drawing as if it were paper if you want. plus you can download extra brushes for free! and they publish free art tutorials pretty regularly
ANYONE looking for a free art program: worth looking into.
YALL I LOVE THIS PROGRAM, especially the ipad version!! and i’m psyched that i don’t have to pay $30 a year for it anymore!!!
my partner hasnt been getting paid on top of the slumlord getting ready to evict us because they are selling property to move out to the suburbs
#help
#blacktranscrowdfund
#blacktranshomelessness
almost 700 notes and only $50 / $5500 donated so far - anything helps!
no offense but if this was a white trans man’s post it would have 10,000+ notes already. if you can take 2 minutes out of your day to watch her video on gofundme, share, and/or donate, all of those 2 minutes put together will add up to something meaningful for someone who really needs the support right now.
3000 notes and less than 40 donations - every little bit helps!
Please donate and rb to help Khrys and her partner find somewhere to live before winter hits!
Please help Khrys, she’s an amazing person and she’s spent years both helping other Trans people and struggling.
I’m genuinely… Furious that Khrystenne has had to beg for months to get help with basic shelter meanwhile y’all will fund some bum ass white girls scam y’all over a rip off tv show. Get my girl some coins
I was diagnosed with a blood disorder this year causing me a great deal of pain.
I lost my job because of it and am having a hard time finding work because of it.
It can be painful to sleep where my skin cracks open and bleeds. Sometimes I faint sometimes my legs completely fall asleep for 20-30 minutes where I can’t move..
I need it to help with treatment and living expense.
If you have anything to spare, from the bottom of my heart THANK YOU and I LOVE YOU <3
Even if you don’t a reblog goes a long way because someone else may be able to help.
If you would like to know more about it please feel free to message me directly! I can send documents, FaceTime/videocall, send full body photos, whatever you feel you need to donate.
Can parents stop acting like providing a child’s basic needs is something to be earned? So many kids grow up traumatised because they were made to feel guilty about the existence they never asked for
I really don’t like posting on her blog myself but I’m in a situation that warrants it. Me and my girlfriend were kicked out by our roommates a couple of weeks ago, so I drove to Los Angeles with her to try and find a programming job there. However, we don’t have the money to last us much longer, so I’m posting here to ask for help.
My paypal is mraof@mraof.com, if you could donate there I would greatly appreciate it. I also have a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/mraof, but as I have a more immediate need for money I would prefer donations to my paypal.
Me and my girlfriend Ashley also need temporary housing, we are both trans women and both have cars.
If you have any leads for programming jobs in the LA area (or remotely), contact me at mraof@mraof.com. Other than sbnkalny, I’ve written the Minecraft mod Minestuck and various other mods and small projects, you can check out the source of a lot of what I’ve done (including sbnkalny) at https://github.com/mraof/
THIS IS URGENT! READ THIS!! THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!
PLEASE HELP ME SURVIVE! I’m literally just trying to stay alive y’all, this is all I have!!!
My name is Yves, I’m a trans guy, and I have severe PTSD, and am chronically ill (rare blood clotting disease, and an autoimmune deficiency disorder), I’ve had multiple MAJOR surgeries that have resulted in complications, I suffer with severe chronic pain, I’m also disabled, and because of all of this I NEED my medication to survive. I’m NOT getting the medical treatment I need and have limited access already. My health is failing and it’s taking an irreversible toll on my body. In short, I’m trying NOT TO DIE (Read my gofundme me for more in-depth information about how scary this is)
I’m trying to move to Colorado to escape (my abuser and stalker that I have a really traumatic history with. Violence and including assaults) I’m stuck in my hometown right now in northern MN. Where I’m at right now IS NOT safe for me and I need to leave..My friend in Colorado has a place that I can move into ASAP, I just need first and last months rent. I have to move this month or she has to find a different roommate because of her own financial situation, so this is my one lucky chance!! I NEED to move to Colorado for better access to health care, and for my own safety.. This is VITAL for my health (mentally and physically).
I appreciate anything and everything! If half of you donated I’d be okay. If you consider yourself an ally to trans ppl, disabled ppl, chronically ill ppl, SW’s, Survivors, indigenous ppl, please donate or boost this!!
If you have any respectful questions, I’d be happy to answer them for you.
