aewm:

me in the group chat:

pragmaticgryffindor:

someone: does anything better than me, ever

me on the outside: haha way to go!! im so happy for you 😊

me on the inside: 🔪🔪🔪

fedswatching:

when you comin back from vacation but forgot something there

toplad:

me: *after skipping my 42nd consequtive day of college* “ i needed this”