zsnes:

death grips: ba ha ha bhsiedfhfghd ha ha BA BA BA hasfiuhISuh FUCK!!!!

me: hell yuea dude

Signs That Bring out The Worst in a Sign

horoscope101:

Aries: Cancer, Capricorn
Taurus: Aquarius, Leo
Gemini: Virgo, Pisces
Cancer: Aries, Libra
Leo: Taurus, Scorpio
Virgo: Gemini, Sagittarius
Libra: Cancer, Capricorn
Scorpio: Aquarius, Leo
Sagittarius: Virgo, Pisces
Capricorn: Aries, Libra
Aquarius: Taurus, Scorpio
Pisces: Gemini, Sagittarius

(Requested)

h0odrich:

if I ever use the word ugly assume I’m using it in terms of actions I don’t call people physically ugly it’s petty and too easy

bakrua:

being mentally ill + suicidal at a young age (before 18) is. strange, because you grow up with this idea that one day you’ll finally snap, turn off, be brave enough to kill yourself, so you don’t really plan for the future. adulthood- further life, it isn’t for you, nor do you feel included within the future of it. it isn’t.. it isn’t part of your life plan.

and then before you know it you’re 18 and you’re an adult but you never thought you’d get this far and sure it’s great that you’re still alive you guess but also. you feel so alone + lost in a world you never expected or planned to be a part of.

rocktanskys:

why unfriended is unrealistic: the skype names are their full mames and not fake ones like “4,000 spiders”



nostopdasgay:

When your eyeliner is so good to you and you just

nuncrustable:

i don’t want hating minions to be a meme anymore i don’t want to see minions ever again idc what context. where is pepe? he was so pure, what have you done? where is he? why must we venture away from our savior?

registhecat:

Boys: “i hate spooning cause I always get awkward boners”

Okay. No. Shut up. I’m purposely pushing my butt into your crotch so you get a boner. It’s fun. Boners are fun. If you get one, grab my hips and pull them closer to you. Please.

Knife